I Love My Boobs

I do. I so love my boobs today. Normally I hate them, because they always get in the way. But today I love them. They are so large and luscious.

Short Attention Span

Gahh. So I'm sitting watching Jeopardy today, and I suddenly realize, I've never read A Midsummer Night's Dream. Yeah. So now I'm reading it. But I'm also reading Death Note, and Stalking Darkness by Lynn Flewelling. But I'm gonna limit it to three. For realz. I will only read three books at a time. I will rotate, to make sure I give them all equal time. A chapter of one, a scene of another, then another chapter, rinse and repeat.

The thing is, there's a character in Midsummer Night's Dream named Lysander, and a character in Stalking Darkness named Nysander. Coincidence? Probably. But maybe it is fate, or something, and one of the books will explode (book most likely to explode is fourth volume of Death Note) and Seregil will pop out and we'll have all sorts of adventures. Also a Lion is there.

Fatty Fatty Fatty

Last night, it's like one in the morning, and I'm bored. Normally X Files is on Sci Fi, but they're doing this Battlestar thing, so no go on that. What to watch, then? I decide that I will watch whatever shitty movie is on Lifetime Movie Network. Fun, right? The movie was heinous. Bad acting, bad writing, bad hair. I giggled.

But the commercials. Oh my fucking god. Weight loss pill. Special K protein water. Slimming elastic corset thing. Weight loss pill. What the fuck? Isn't Lifetime all about helping women? I remember at least two Lifetime movies about the dangers of anorexia and poor body image. I'm sure there are more. So why the hell would they air these craptastic ads telling women they're pieces of shit unless they have washboard ribs?

Lifetime needs to stop this shit. Seriously. I'm totally going to write to them. I'll try to be nice.